The Pride Lands Online
The 12 Days of Fandom
By Meerkat Markowitz
Meerkat@Tetranet.net

On the first day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the second day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    2 Best Friends.
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the third day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the fourth day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    4 Reporting Zazus
    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the fifth day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    5 Dead Wildebeests!
    4 Reporting Zazus
    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the sixth day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    6 Cats a-mating
    5 Dead Wildebeests!
    4 Reporting Zazus
    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the seventh day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    7 Lionesses a-hunting
    6 Cats a-mating
    5 Dead Wildebeests!
    4 Reporting Zazus
    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the eighth day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    8 Hyenas laughing
    7 Lionesses a-hunting
    6 Cats a-mating
    5 Dead Wildebeests!
    4 Reporting Zazus
    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the nineth day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    9 Meerkats in drag
    8 Hyenas laughing
    7 Lionesses a-hunting
    6 Cats a-mating
    5 Dead Wildebeests!
    4 Reporting Zazus
    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the tenth day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    10 Scars a-killing
    9 Meerkats in drag
    8 Hyenas laughing
    7 Lionesses a-hunting
    6 Cats a-mating
    5 Dead Wildebeests!
    4 Reporting Zazus
    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the eleventh day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    11 Warthogs stinking
    10 Scars a-killing
    9 Meerkats in drag
    8 Hyenas laughing
    7 Lionesses a-hunting
    6 Cats a-mating
    5 Dead Wildebeests!
    4 Reporting Zazus
    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

On the twelveth day of Fandom, my true love gave to me:

    12 Simbas roaring
    11 Warthogs stinking
    10 Scars a-killing
    9 Meerkats in drag
    8 Hyenas laughing
    7 Lionesses a-hunting
    6 Cats a-mating
    5 Dead Wildebeests!
    4 Reporting Zazus
    3 British Birds
    2 Best Friends
    And Rafiki in a baobab tree.

Explination!

  • Rafiki in his big tree where he lived. Pronounced Bay-o-bawb.
    Real one: "A partraige in a pear tree."
  • 2 Best Friends: Timon and Pumbaa
    Real one: "2 Turtle Doves"
  • 3 British Birds: Zazu
    Real one: "3 French Hens"
  • 4 Reporting Zazus: What do you think Zazu was?
    Real one: "4 Calling Birds"
  • 5 Dead Wildebeests!: Hey, it's something to eat...
    Real one: "5 Golden Rings"
  • 6 Cats a-Mating: How did Sarabi and Mufasa have Simba?
    Real one: "6 Geese a-Laying"
  • 7 Lionesses a-hunting: Only lionesses hunt for the pride
    Real one: "7 Swans a-swiming"
  • 8 Hyenas Laughing: Duh!
    Real one: "8 Maids a-milking"
  • 9 Meerkats in drag: Meerkats, IOW, Timon
    Real one: "9 Ladies Dancing"
  • 10 Scars a-killing: Again, duh.
    Real one: "10 Lords a-leaping"
  • 11 Warthogs stinking: Pumbaa. 'Nuf said.
    Real one: "11 Pipers Piping"
  • 12 Simbas roaring: Quite easy to figure out
    Real one: "12 Drummers Drumming"

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