You can thank TxTimon for the inspiration behind this one. ;) ======= KIB3: The Next Chapter ======= Part of first scene by Frank T. Alcorta (will be changed to TxTimon on the List) Rest by the one, the only, Andrew M. Perrin ;) Kimya: Yeah!! Nobody beats the KIB! Msondo: Yup! Another case solved. Ann: Hey guys, how about some drinks? I'll run down to the store and get ya some soda's, it's the least I can do for you for saving me and all.. Kimya: Cool, thanks Ann. Ann: Be right back.. Msondo: Wow, look at all this Mufasa junk. Kimya: Yup, its a good thing we have it now, or more people would become corrupted. Msondo: We'd have to be sent out again... Kimya: Always to the rescue! Msondo: I mean, all this stuff can drive a kat to just go crazy of Mufasa... craaazy... muuufaaaasaaa Kimya: Hey! Not you!? Msondo: muuuffffyyy Kimya: I've gotta do something! Look into my eyes. Msondo: oooh.. Kimya: Hey! Wait a minute.. Stop drooling on me! You mean kat! Your not turning into a Muffy-holic! LIAR LIAR!! Msondo: Eh.. Kimya: Get back here!! I'm gonna get you!! Ann: Oy! And to think the security of the world is in the paws of those two mooks! KIB3: The Next Chapter Kimya: Why do you tease me so much, Mson? Msondo: Because you're fun to tease! Kimya: Hey, what happened here?! Msondo: I don't know...and where's Ann? Both: AGAIN?! Msondo: No, that can't be! We got rid of the Muffy scum in part one! Mageuzi: Cut, cut! MSON! This is *supposed* to be a real story! No mention of the other two "parts"! Msondo: Okie, man, just having some fun. Mageuzi: ACTION! Msondo: No, that can't be! We just got rid of the Muffy scum...! Kimya: Well maybe it's something else. That isn't the only scum. Msondo: True. Hey, look! Ann left the soda here! We'll go look for Ann as soon as I have a drink. Kimya: Oh no you don't! We've got a job to do! Msondo: Aw, come on! Just one sip... Kimya: No! Msondo: Kiiiiiim! Msondo: Hey Uzi! Mageuzi: Mson! Msondo: Shh! Not so loud! Mageuzi: Why? Msondo: Do you have a soda? Mageuzi: A soda? Yeah, here... Msondo: Hey, thanks! Cheers! Msondo: Aw, Kim! Mageuzi: Kim, I need that! Kimya: Not now, guys, we've got work to do. Mageuzi: "We've"? Don't you mean you have? I just sit here. Kimya: Not this time, Uzi. Timon can't get over that he was once a Muffyholic, and needs a rest. So it looks like you're joining us. Mageuzi: Me?! Part of the KIB investigation team?! Wow! Kimya: Yeah, well, you won't be doing much. You'll have to bring a laptop or something since we're short on staff right now, but you may need to help with some field work. Do you think you can handle that, Uzi? Mageuzi: Of course! I haven't had much training and I'll have to change my clothes, but it would be an honor to work in the field! Msondo: Just don't get us killed, okie? Kimya: Or turned into Muffyholics. Mageuzi: Okie. What's the problem, anyway? Kimya: Ann ran into some trouble. Mageuzi: Again? But didn't you just...? Msondo: Get rid of the Muffy scum? Yes we did, Uzi, but this must be something else. Mageuzi: Like what? Both: Nala scum. Mageuzi: We better get going then! Kimya: Hold on, comp kat... Mageuzi: What? Kimya: You need to change your clothes! Mageuzi: Oh yeah...sorry... Msondo: Do you think this is a good idea? I mean, Uzi hasn't had any field training. What if something goes wrong? Kimya: Like what? He gets turned into a Nalaholic? Simple, we turn him back to a Timonaholic. That won't be too hard. Msondo: Yeah, but the Nala scum is stronger. I mean, look how many Muffyholics there are compared to Nalaholics. It isn't as easy. Kimya: True. Mageuzi: Ready. Kimya: Veeeery nice, Uzi! Msondo: Yeah, who would have thought you coulda looked...cool? Mageuzi: Hey! Msonodo: Just kidding, kit. Come on let's go! Kimya: So where do we go? Msondo: Uzi? Mageuzi: Hold on... Mageuzi: Lets see...I'm getting a strong reading over in the center of town. Kimya: The center of Washington D.C.?! Msondo: They've gotta be crazy! Mageuzi: Not if they want to get everyone in the capital. Msondo: Whose it from? Mageuzi: Er...oh, the List. Msondo: Oh. Mageuzi: Yeah...Trey. About some parody. Hey! It's on the KiB!! Msondo: Really? Mageuzi: And the X-Files. And Quantum Leap. Msondo: Where do these people get their ideas?! Mageuzi: Dunno, but I'll read it later... Kimya: Tell us what you think! Mageuzi: Okie. Kimya: So we're heading to the center of the city, right? Mageuzi: Right! Mageuzi: What is it? Msondo: I don't know...it's like nothing I've ever seen before... Kimya: Uzi...can you do a vertical scan so we can see what is above the round part? Mageuzi: Sure, hold on... Msondo: Uh-oh...that's not a good sign... Kimya: Yeah, put on your shield glasses. Msondo: Okie, now what do you think's gonna happen? Kimya: I don't...hey, wait! UZI!! Msondo: AHH! You're right! UZI!! UZIIIII!! Msondo: Shoot! Too late! Kimya: Uzi! Uzi! Can you hear me?! Msondo: Hey, look at this... Both: Oh no. Kimya: Quick! We need to get back to headquarters! Msondo: What about all these people?! Kimya: Hope that they stay here? Come on, let's go! Mageuzi: Naaaaalaaaaa.... Msondo: No...Tiiiimooooon..... Kimya: It's no use Mson, come on. Mageuzi: Naaaalaaaaa.... <...yes, exactly. They take him to the recovery room, and then return to the center table where they go to sit down and talk about the situation.> Msondo: You think he'll be ok? Kimya: Maybe. But we have to worry about the millions of other people out there who just got zapped. This scum is tough to beat. What do we do? Msondo: Hmm. How about a mass hypnotic session? But, not just a flash of light...a real hypnotic experience. Kimya: What are you planning, Mson? Msondo: Someone get me Timon on the phone, NOW!! Kimya: What are you doing Mson? Msondo: Timon, sir? Timon: What do you want, M? Msondo: We need YOU! Timon: Me?! Why?! Msondo: The whole of Washington D.C. just got zapped by the Nala scum, and... Timon: The NALA SCUM?! Oh, no, not them! Msondo: Yes, them. We didn't know at first, but now we're sure. I want you to come here, because I think you'd be invaluable to the re-hypnotization process. Timon: But that'll be tough! They're strong scum! Msondo: Yes, but if we act fast, we might catch it in time! Timon: Okie, I'll be right over. Kimya: NOW will you tell me what you're doing, Mson? Msondo: The people of DC only *just* got hypnotized, right? So the idea of being a Timonaholic is still kinda fresh in their minds. We just have to...shake it out of 'em! Kimya: What? What is it? Msondo: Yeah, why the long face? Doctor: We can't re-Timonaholicize Uzi. He's a Nalaholic. Kimya: What? Msondo: I don't believe it... Kimya: So what were you saying about it being fresh in people's minds, Mson? Msondo: Oy... Timon: Hi guys, what's wrong? Msondo: We just heard that Uzi can't be turned back into a TH. Timon: What?! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! Kimya: No, really, you know how strong the Nala scum is... Timon: Well what do we do now? If we can't even turn back one of the most hard- core Timonaholics in the KiB...how can we expect to change the normal population? Msondo: Luck. Kimya: Can we see Uzi? Doctor: Yeah, but he's only mumbling "Naaaalaaaa". Mageuzi: Naaalaaa... Msondo: You can tell he's doing this against his own will, though. Msondo: I think he wants to write us something...quick, get me some paper and a pen! Msondo: Nalasnalarnalacnalanala? What's THAT supposed to mean? Kimya: Well, it seems Nala is on his brain, which isn't surprising...try getting rid of the Nalas. Msondo: S-R-C-A. Kimya: Hmm. That doesn't help, either. Msondo: I KNOW!! Kimya: What?! Msondo: Uzi, you're a genius! Come on Kim, Timon, we've got a giant SCAR to show Washington! Timon: WAIT!! Msondo: What? Timon: Don't you think we should test this first? Kimya: Hey, that's not such a bad idea! After all, if we don't test it, we could end up wasting a lot of time. Msondo: Draw. Kimya: Mson, I don't draw Scar. Msondo: Yes you do, come on. Right, Uzi? Mageuzi: Naaaalaaaa... Msondo: I'll take that as a yes... Come on Kim! Kimya: Okay, I'll try... Msondo: That's great, Kim!! Kimya: You think so? Msondo: YES!! Now, show it to Uzi... Mageuzi: Naaaalaaaaa.... Msondo: Come on, Uzi, concentrate!! Mageuzi: Naaaalaaaattt.... Msondo: That's it... Mageuzi: Tuh---tuh---tuh--tii--tiiim---TIIIMOOOONNNNN!!!!! Oh TIMON! I've missed you so much!! Timon: Yeah, yeah, I missed you too, now can I breath please? Mageuzi: Oh...sorry, Timon. You understood what I wrote? Msondo: Yes! But why was it messed up? Mageuzi: Well, the Nalas were there because that is all that was going through my head... Msondo: Yeah, we guessed that, but... Mageuzi: That's why it is tough to do normal hypnotization because the brain can't concentrate on a single item...Nala is constantly going through your mind. You're lucky I got that "SCAR" in there at all. Kimya: But why Scar? That was tough to draw, why not just Timon? Mageuzi: The Nala scum made sure Timon wouldn't affect you. But they never thought about Scar...and so if you stare at that long enough, your brain starts to comprehend the image, and the Nala thought waves get slowed down... Kimya: ...allowing you to think... Msondo: ...and regain control! Mageuzi: Exactly. Timon: How did you know this? I mean...if you couldn't think until AFTER the Scar picture was held up, when did this thought hit you? Mageuzi: Remember the vertical scan I did, kats? That statue, once I zoomed in, had a subtle clue as to their weakness. It was a very light scratch above her right eye.... Timon: And you took that to mean "scar". Mageuzi: Right. Timon: But how did you know it would work? Mageuzi: I didn't. Msondo: Glad you stopped us, Timon! Timon: Yeah! Mageuzi: It seemed like the answer, but once I zoomed back out on the statue on the computer screen, the light hit, and I was in gaa-gaa land. Timon: Well, we're glad to have you back now, Uzi, but YOU need to get behind a computer, and WE need to return Washington D.C. back to normal. Msondo: Or as normal as you can get with a town full of Timonaholics! "And the three KiB agents, as always are, Fly off in a helicopter. They move over the crowds, which did remain there, And drop a huge picture of Scar In the air. Ann, at first lost, finds her way back to her house, located a-far. And all of D.C. Returns to Timonaholics... And so we leave this tail, Of kats and Scars, Where all are happy, And thoughts of Timon, in our head, are." Msondo: Nala, Nala... Kimya: Oooo, I'll get you!! Anneke: Geez, they NEVER quit! The End of Part 3.