KIB4 Msondo: Whew! Done! Kimya: Yup. *Now* you can have your soda... Msondo: Oh, thank god for that! Mageuzi: Hey, you're back! Um..Timon needs to see you NOW. Msondo: Now? Kimya: Why? Mageuzi: Dunno. He just told me to tell you. Msondo: Aw! Well there goes *another* drink! Kimya: Don't worry, you'll get one soon... Mageuzi: Er...Mson? Mson? MSONDO!! Msondo: Huh?! Mageuzi: Timon needs to see you, remember? Msondo: Oh, er..right... Timon: Shut the door after you, please, Mson... Msondo: So why did you want to see us, sir? Timon: As you kats know, I was put here to make sure all of the US became Timonaholics, right? Well currently, only the Washington D.C. area are Timonaholics, with a few exceptions... Kimya: Like? Timon: Er..the congress members... Kimya: Oh, right.. Timon: But this means that we still have a whole country ahead of us, and right now, we are really only affective when going one-on-one with someone... Timon: ...this makes the job seem much harder. I have brought this to the attention of the President, and he understands completely. Kimya: And? Timon: And, we need to expand from D.C. and bring more popele into the KIB team utnil we can develop a better method of mass-Timonaholic-ism. Msondo: So you want someone to join our team? Who? Timon: Er...how about Uzi? Msondo: Uzi?! But you saw what happened to him... Timon: Yeah, but that was without field training. We need to give him some field training first, but once... Msondo: What about his computer post? Timon: Er...do you know anyone? Msondo: I know someone who could join our team, but not work with the computer. Timon: Who? Msondo: Anneke! Timon: Anneke?! But Mson... Msondo: Yeah, I know, but what else do you suggest we do? Timon: Oy! I don't know, we need to think about this. Meanwhile, I need you guys to start on the expansion. Kimya: On who? Where? Timon: A lion. Just outside of D.C. Kimya: A lion?! Are you crazy?! Timon: Look Kim, we'll need to convert them sooner or later, anyway, so why not test the water, now? I know it's tough but I know you can do it! Kimya: Maybe. So who specifically is this lion, anyway? Timon: Ndoto. He's a Nalaholic that we saw on the List and have been meaning to convert for awhile. Msondo: Why? Timon: Because he writes fanfics and parodies, and if we can convert him to a Timonaholic then he'll write about me... Msondo: ...meaning more exposure for you and make more Timonaholics! Timon: Right! But don't finish my sentences, Mson...it gets annoying. Msondo: Oh. Sorry... Kimya: So what do you want me to do then? Timon: *We* will go to Ndoto's den and we'll keep a close watch on the situation just in case something...undesirable happens. Kimya: Un...un...undesirable? Timon: Don't worry, though, if you're friendly, nothing should happen. Kimya: You realize what you're making me do, Timon? Timon: Yes I do, Kim. Kimya: I'll expect some sort of reward after this... Timon: Fair enough...what? Kimya: 4 grubs? Timon: Okie, we can do that. Thats all I wanted to talk to you about. We'll meet in an hour to go and complete our mission, okie? Mson&Kim: Okie, see you then! Timon: She'll never make it... Kimya: What's wrong, Mson? Is it the soda? Msondo: Soda? No. Uzi. Kimya: Uzi? Why? Msondo: I don't know Kim. One day he told me how much I had hurt his feelings and I couldn't understand... Kimya: Understand what? Msondo: Understand why he's suddenly not my friend. Kimya: Did he say that? Msondo: Well...no... Kimya: Well all you have to do, then, is apologize for whatever you said, and things should be fine! Msondo: But Kim, I...he... Kimya: Mson... ...this is all a misunderstanding, I'm sure. There's only one way to find out the truth. Msondo: Right. Kimya: Works every time. Good job I enjoy it. Msondo: Uzi? Mageuzi: Hi Mson. Msondo: I...I just want to say sorry. Mageuzi: For what? I'm the one who should be sorry. Msondo: No, I'm the one who should be sorry... Mageuzi: Nooooo...me! Msondo: I don't think so lil' buddy! Mageuzi: Who are you calling little?! I'm an inch taller than you! Msondo: Look...I'm sorry about hurting your feelings. I never knew. If you had just told me... Mageuzi: That's what I'm sorry about. I guess it just took time to realize how much that really hurt. It was on my mind constantly, so I couldn't help but talk a bit about it to others. Msondo: Are we friends? Mageuzi: Yes. Deja vu... Mageuzi: Yes. Do you agree? Msondo: Does that answer your question? Mageuzi: Perfectly. Msondo: Hey Kim! Get over here for a minute... Kimya: Yeah? Msondo: Look... Kimya: You guys made up, didn't you? Msondo: Yup. Can you get rid of the problems for good? Kimya: Sure. Gone. Mageuzi: United. We stand. Timon: Tell me Kim...WHY did we ask Mson to drive? Kimya: Because he wanted to? Msondo: And because I LOOOOVE to drive!! Timon: It helps if you have a license... Or at least enough experience... Msondo: *I've* had experience! Timon: You don't go 60 MPH on a 35 MPH road, Mson! Msondo: You...don't? Timon: Noooo! Msondo: Oh... Timon: But I didn't want you to stop!! Msondo: Why? Timon: Because you don't stop in the middle of the road! Msondo: But...we're not. Timon: Oh. In that case then...good job. Msondo: Thanks. Timon: So is this the house? Msondo: No! Why would we park in the vic..I mean..subject's house? We're two houses down. Timon: Okie. Yeah, I see it. Ready? Kimya: As ready as I'll ever be, I guess. Timon: Okie, just remember, you've got a microphone attatched to you, so we can hear everything you say. At the first sign of trouble, we'll come in. If, however, you see trouble, and we're not coming, just say the code phrase. Kimya: And that would be? Timon: "My...what big teeth you have!" Msondo: I'd rather die than say that to a lion! Timon: That's the code phrase. Kimya: Oy... Timon: Good luck, Kim. Msondo: Yeah. May the force be with you! Kimya: Mson! This is no time for jokes! This is a tough job! Msondo: Right. Timon: Uzi? Do you copy, over? Mageuzi: Yeah, I'm here, over. Timon: How does the place look, over? Mageuzi: He's there. Looks like he's watching TV, over. Timon: How do you know that? Timon: Oh...over. Mageuzi: Heat sensitive camera, and TVs emit heat, over. Timon: Right, thanks Uzi, over. Mageuzi: Okie. And good luck, Kim! May the force be with you , over! Timon: Thank you Uzi, that's enough now. Over! Mageuzi: Sorry. Good luck Kim, over. Timon: Kim thanks you, over and out. Kimya: Here I go... Ndoto: May I help you? Kimya: Yes, I'm with the KIB and... Ndoto: Hey, I've heard about you guys... Kimya: Uh..nothing bad I hope.. Ndoto: No, but I've been told to be on my mark when you're around. Msondo: Er..don't we have audio? Timon: Yeah, let me turn it on. Msondo: You tested the microphone before she left, right? Timon: Well, we were in a hurry and... Msondo: YOU DIDN'T TEST IT?! Msondo: Oh no... Kimya: Could I come in for a second to talk to you? Ndoto: Er...sure... Msondo: She's in. Timon: I hope she makes it. Msondo: You mean you're not sure?! Timon: Er.. Msondo: YOU PUT KIM IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION WITHOUT TELLING US?! AND NOW WITHOUT A MICROPHONE?! Timon: Er.. Msondo: Timon...if she dies...her death will be on YOUR conscience, and I'll NEVER forgive you. In fact, I'd leave KIB! You're organization will be NO MORE! Timon: We'll do our best Mson. Msondo: Good luck Kim. Ndoto: So why do you need to talk to me? Kimya: Have you heard of a meerkat named Timon? Ndoto: Yes. He's on "The Lion King", correct? Kimya: That's right. Who's your favorite character right now? Ndoto: Nala. Oooo..yeah...Nala... Kimya: But what about Timon? Timon's kinda cool, too, don't you think? Ndoto: Well.. Kimya: Come on! Look at him! You know you like him! Ndoto: I know I...I like...like... Kimya: Timon... Ndoto: ...Timon... Kimya: Right! Now. WAKE UP! Ndoto: You know, I really need to watch tLK before night falls, so could you just hurry along with this interview? Kimya: Oh, sure. Just one question...who's your favorite tLK character? Ndoto: Timon. I don't know why, but I just think Timon is soooo coooool! Kimya: Thank you, Ndoto, that's all we needed to know. Ndoto: How did you know my name? Kimya: Er...you told me... Ndoto: No I didn't...did I? Kimya: Yes, you did. Ndoto: Oh. I couldn't remember... Kimya: That's okie. I'm used to people forgetting things. Anyway, thanks again for telling me that. I'll show myself out. Ndoto: Okie.