LIMERICKS BY CHRISTINE MORGAN

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There once was a manic meerkat
Who hung out with a warthog quite fat
They found a young cub
Then they went for some grub
And where their rumps rested, they sat

"Life's not fair, is it?" Scar sighed
Sick of having his kingship denied
With hyenas he dealt
To take over the veldt
For his words were a matter of pride

Checking in with the morning report
Getting pounced on by princes for sport
Hard work, yes it's true
But the life of Zazu
Was harder by far in Scar's court