"Lion King Rhapsody"
by Jim Burgess
(parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody")

Timon:	This is the great life.
	No rules and no worries.
Simba:  Caught in a stampede,
	No escape from the wildebeest.
Rafiki: Open your eyes.  Go look down there and see.
Simba:	I'm not the king now, why does anyone need me?
Nala: 	Because it's your responsibility.  Come on, Simba, don't you see?
Simba:	Any way the floss blows, doesn't really matter, to me, to me.

Simba:  Taka, just killed my dad.
	There was a stampede in the gorge, tried to save me, now he's
dead.
Scar:	Taka, just killed my dad.
	There was a stampede in the gorge, tried to save me, now he's
dead.	Simba's life had just begun.
	For me it is a deep personal loss.
Simba:	Taka, ooh, didn't mean for him to die.
Scar:	No one ever means for these things to happen.
	Run away, run away, and never return, Simba.

Mufasa:	Some day, a time will come
	When I'll look down from the stars, so remember who you are.
Simba:	Goodbye, old Rafiki, I've got to go.
	Gotta leave this all behind to face my past.
Mouse:	Taka, ooh, (anyway the floss blows) I don't want to die
Scar:	I sometimes think that life's not fair at all.

Me:	I see another message from Kurabi.
	Scaraholic, Scaraholic, will you stay on the list or go?
	Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening, Ian
	(Rocio) Rocio (Rocio) Rocio, Rocio Orozco, where'd you go.
Rocio:	Ryan's a nice boy, but his balloons scare me.
Zazu:	Well madam, there's one in every family.
	Come to think of it, two in mine actually.
Banzai:	Did we order this meal to go?
Shenzi:	No, why?
Banzai: 'Cause there it goes.
Hyenas:	Mufasa!  No, we will not let you go.
	(Let him go!) Mufasa!  We will not let you go.
	(Let him go!) Mufasa!  We will not let you go.
	(Let me go!)Will not let you go!
	(Let me go!)Will not let you go! (Let me go!) Ah
	Ngo thando, ngo xolo.
Taka:	(Oh Sarafina, Sarafina)Sarafina let me go.
	Melmokh Gol'shekh has a Makei put aside for me, for me, for me.
	
Mike:	So you think you can flame me and spit in my eye
	So you think you can love Nala's emerald eyes.
	Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
	Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Timon:	Nothing really matters, anyone can see
	Hakuna Matata
	Nothing really matters to me.

	Anyway the floss blows...