Where Have the Wildebeest Gone? by Jim Burgess (parody of "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone") Scar: Ooh, you'll like this surprise just for you and your daddy. Why don't you just sit here in the shade And work on that little roar? Simba: Just down the line I'll be king and believe me, I just can't wait. Sarabi: We do all the hunting. The hyenas eat our kills. *Chorus* Sarabi: Where is all the rain? Where is my "hairball" son? Where is our rightful king? Where have the wildebeest gone? Elanna: Why don't you stay the evening? Forget about Sarabi And I'll catch a little something to eat. Oh I know your back hurts From sleeping on that cave floor. How would you like some fresh wildebeest? 'Fina Who will watch the children If you cage the hornbill? *Chorus Elanna: Hey, I can feel the love tonight. Oh, but you don't even notice me. My emerald eyes, My emerald eyes, My emerald eyes... Rafiki: You finally went crazy When Muffy pledged to Sarabi Fulfilling my old prophecy You met friends like Fabana And joined them at the graveyard Almost every single day of the week. Banzai: You told us hyenas That we should "Be Prepared". *Chorus* Sarabi: Where is my dear Mufasa? Where is his shining star? Where is my little Simba? Where have the wildebeest gone? Where have the wildebeest gone? Where have the wildebeest gone?