KIB5
{Fade in on the table in the center of the KIB Headquaraters. Kimya and Msondo are sitting there, looking at each other, talking.}
Msondo: I was worried sick! I thought you were a gonner!
Kimya: Really? It wasn't that bad, to be honest.
Msondo: Yeah, but when Timon said that you might not make it out alive...I just couldn't imagine life without you here!
Kimya: Really? Seriously? {looks behind Msondo}
Msondo: Yes! You're the best partner anyone could have in the KIB! {noticing that Kimya isn't paying attention to him} What is it? {no repsonse} Kim?
{Kimya starts to smile. Msondo turns to look at what Kimya is looking at and sees Timon wearing jeans, and carrying a big box labled "TB JEANS"}
Msondo: {suddenly bursting out in laughter} What on EARTH are you doing Timon?!
Timon: {seeing the kats, and walking over to the table} This {taking out a pair of jeans} is my big plan to get more Timonaholics than we have already.
Msondo: {taking jeans, confused} But...jeans?
Timon: Yes! You see, anyone who puts them on will like me 100 times more than they do already. For the normal person, that would make me their ultimate friend.
Msondo: And for a Timonaholic?
Timon: Lets just say we don't want to find out...
Msondo: {grinning, looking over to Mageuzi who is busy behind one of the computers} Hey Uzi!
Mageuzi: {not taking his eyes of the screen} Yeah?
Timon: No, Msondo, they're still in testing! I...
Msondo: Come over here for a minute!
Mageuzi: {standing up, still not taking his eyes off the screen} Coming...
{Eventually he joins the crowd of meerkats.}
Mageuzi: Yeah?
Msondo: What were you doing?
Mageuzi: Me? Trying to set up a more efficient way of communication other those blasted one-way radios.
Msondo: I see... Well.. {holds out jeans} could you try on these jeans for a minute?
Mageuzi: {looking at Msondo, then Timon (who looks nervous), confused} Jeans?
Msondo: Yeah...Timon can't seem to get them to fit him, and you're closer to his size than me.
Mageuzi: {chuckling} Okie.. {takes jeans and puts them on. As soon as he fastens the button, he goes into a trance}
Timon: {waving a paw in front of his eyes} Uzi?
Msondo: {looking into Mageuzi's eyes from 1 centimeter away} Helloooo?
Mageuzi: Hello: a standard greeting in the English language.
Msondo: {looking to Timon, confused} Huh?
Mageuzi: {Timon shrugging at Msondo} Huh: a sign of not understanding.
Msondo: {chuckling} What is this Timon?
Timon: {to Msondo} I have no idea! {looking to Mageuzi} Are you okay Uzi?
Mageuzi: No.
Timon: Why?
Mageuzi: I stayed up all last night watching horror movies in an effort to get today off.
Msondo: {looking to Timon with shock, who returns the look} You've made jeans that make someone tell the truth no matter what!
Timon: Oy! I need to talk to those developers... {walks off}
Msondo: {grinning evily at Mageuzi} Now, tell me Uzi...
Kimya: Oh, come on Mson, don't be mean...
Msondo: ...what were you *really* doing over there just now?
Mageuzi: Trying to beat my pervious score in Bug Drop.
Msondo: Hah! I knew it!
Kimya: Take off your jeans, Uzi.
{Mageuzi takes off the jeans, and immediately snaps out of it.}
Msondo: {looking to Kimya} Aw, you're no fun!
{Kimya shrugs}
Mageuzi: Huh? What happened?
Msondo: Er...nothing...
Mageuzi: Can I go back to my development now?
Msondo: {grinning} Sure!
Mageuzi: {starts to walk away, then looks suspicously at Msondo} Why are you grinning?
Msondo: No reason...now go on...we need a better way of communicating, you're right, so go on...do what you..do...
Mageuzi: Yeah... {walks away, looking confusidly at Msondo}
Kimya: {looking at Msondo, shaking her head} You're mean...
Msondo: {turning to Kimya} No I'm not! I'm just having some fun!
Kimya: No, you're mean.. {starts to walk over to Timon who just walked back into HQ with a piece of paper}
Msondo: No I'm not! {follows after Kimya}
Timon: {seeing the two approach} Calm down, you two, we've got another "case" for you..
Kim&Mson: What?
Timon: I need you two to try and find a more efficient way of getting lions to become Timonaholics.
Kimya: More...efficient?
Timon: Yeah. We've solved the problem for any two-legged creature with the jeans..
Msondo: Once you get them working... {grinning}
Timon: Yes, once I get them working, but they won't work with four legged creatures.
Kimya: Hmm.
Timon: Any ideas?
Kimya: Maybe. {Turns to Msondo} Who's that fur you constantly rave on about his artwork?
Msondo: You?
Kimya: No, that other guy...
Msondo: Er...David Sauve?
Kimya: {pointing to Msondo} That's the one! {turning to Timon} When I first saw his artwork, a sudden rush went over me like...like...how much I like you, Timon...
Timon: But Kim..
Kimya: ..so if I felt that..maybe others would?
Timon: Yeah, but Kim, you're already a Timonaholic...of course you felt that way!
Kimya: Yeah..but it felt...different..
Msondo: {nods} I've felt that sometimes, too. Besides, it's worth a try, don't you think?
Timon: {staring, and then nodding} Okie, fine. Give it a go.
Kimya: Great! Come on Mson, lets see what we can do!
{Kimya walks towards the exit with Msondo following her. She approaches Mageuzi, still walking}
Kimya: What's David Sauve's address, Uzi?
Mageuzi: {not looking away from the computer screen} I've forwarded it to the computer in your car..
Kimya: {walking past Mageuzi} Thank you!
Msondo: {confused} In a hurry, Kim? {no answer} Kim? Oy!
{Kimya walks over to the driver's side of the car}
Msondo: Hey! Let *me* drive this time!
Kimya: Hey! That's right! You got your license, didn't you?
Msondo: {proud} Yup!
Kimya: Okie, then, lets see how good you are!
{They get into the car, and Msondo drives perfectly out of the headquaraters and onto the road, obeying every traffic law observable.}
Kimya: Hey, you're not bad!
Msondo: Thanks!
{Eventually they arrive at a small house where "Sauve" is seen next to the front door in gold letters. The kats get out the car and go up to the door and ring the bell.}
David: {looking down} Yes?
Msondo: Hi there. {shows limited-edition KIB Timon keyring} We're with the KIB. I'm Agent M, this {points to Kimya} is Agent K. We'd like to enquire about your artwork.
David: What about it?
Msondo: Could we use it for official government purposes?
David: Er...
Msondo: Or could you draw a certain picture based on our specifications..
David: Like what?
Msondo: {thinking, then eyes widen} Timon wearing jeans!
David: {chuckling} Wearing...JEANS?!
Msondo: Yes! {looking to Kimya} That is *bound* to make any fur go head-over- heels to be a Timonaholic!
{Kimya nods}
Msondo: When can you have it done by?
David: An hour?
Msondo: Okie..we'll get a quick snack and be back in an hour...
{David nods. The agents walk away and David shuts his door.}
Kimya: Where do you want to go?
Msondo: How about that new place that just opened in town? What is it again...?
Kimya: Tubs of Grubs?
Msondo: Yeah! Sounds good, doesn't it?
Kimya: Yeah, okie, lets go.
-=One Hour Later=-
{Msondo rings the doorbell. David answers the door.}
David: Hiya!
Msondo: Hi! Got the pic?
David: Yep! {holds it up}
Msondo: {drooling} Aww, that's *perfect*! Can we have it?
David: Well..I drew it for you didn't I?
Msondo: Oh right... {takes picture} thanks!
David: You're welcome! Take care, now..
Kim&Mson: We will, you too, bye!
David: Bye! {shuts door}
Kimya: He's certainly nice..
Msondo: Yup! Now..lets see who we can target with this pic..
{Get into the car and contact KIB Headquarters}
Msondo: {into radio} Come in, Timon...
Timon: {audio only} Yes, M, go ahead, I hear you..
Msondo: Who should we test our theory on?
Timon: {audio only} Hmm...how about a challenge? Hmm...try ScarJT. If you can convert him with a picture, I'll be convinced.
Msondo: Okie. Over and out, Timon.
Kimya: A Scarfan?
Msondo: Well..it'll be a nice test.
Kimya: {nodding} Okie, lets go.
{Travel to ScarJT's house, with directions from Timon. They get out and travel to ScarJT's front door, and ring the bell. He answers.}
ScarJT: Yes?
Msondo: Hi! We're with the KIB. I'm Agent M. This {points to Kimya} is Agent K. Could we show you something?
ScarJT: Er...what?
Msondo: This! {pulls the picture quickly out. ScarJT protects himself from the worst by turning away, slowly turning back to Msondo as he realizes it is only a picture.}
ScarJT: {looking at picture} Oooo, that's a nice picture...ooooo...
Kimya: {whispering} It's working!! Yes!!
ScarJT: {drooling} What a cool kat...
Msondo: {grinning, whispering} Cool! {to JT} So who's your favorite character?
ScarJT: Scar...but Timon has GOT to be a close second...
Kimya: Hey, that's not bad considering it's only a picture..
Msondo: Yeah, but we need better results than that.
Kimya: Back to the drawing board?
Msondo: {nods} Yeah. {turns to JT} Well, thanks for your time. Bye!
{Start to walk away. ScarJT turns mad and jumps in front of Msondo}
ScarJT: GIVE ME that picture!
Msondo: I...can't...
ScarJT: Why NOT?!
Msondo: {out of the side of his mouth to Kimya} Looks like we've got a side effect here...
ScarJT: Give it to me NOW!
Msondo: Could I just make a copy of it, and *then* give it to you?
ScarJT: Okie...but do it NOW...so I know I'll get a copy!
Msondo: Okiiieeee....
{Msondo walks over to the car, and creates a copy using the small copier/scanner that is hooked up to the small computer there. He comes back with a copy.}
Msondo: There you go... {holds out picture}
ScarJT: {taking picture gingerly, smiling} Thank you.
{Walks back to house and shuts door, Kimya and Msondo watching him.}
Msondo: That's a pretty mean side effect...
Kimya: Yeah...I don't think this is the way to go..
Msondo: {shaking his head} No...it's a good start..but it's too risky, especially around lions!
{They nod and get back into the car. Cut to the inside of the car.}
Kimya: So what do we do now?
Msondo: Find a way that is more efficient than the picture with less side effects...get 100% Timonaholics, 100% of the time!
Kimya: {chuckling} Just like we always have!
Msondo: {nodding} Just like we always will...
{Cut to outside of car, and watch it move into the distance.}
-==The End==-
Author: Andrew "Mageuzi" Perrin
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